The Stationery Collection

Formally uninviting,
since forever.

Six starter templates. Every one can be printed, foiled, or handwritten, and every one ships to you.

A Revised Notice
Upon further reflection,
we find we would rather
you not attend.
Sorry, not sorry.

The Rescindment

Cotton card · gold border · any event
In Loving Memory of Me
I didn't like you
when I was alive.
In lieu of your attendance,
please send nothing.
To be opened at the reading of the will

The Pre-Need

Black-edged mourning card · sealed until the time comes
Save the Date
Just not
for you.
We're getting married.
We thought you should hear it
from someone classy.

The Ex Files

Blush stock · script + serif · wedding season staple
You're Cordially Excluded
A baby is coming.
You are not.
Registry: your absence.

The Shower of Nope

Sage, blush or buttercream · baby showers & gender reveals
Annual Holiday Party
Everyone's
welcome.
Except you, Kevin.
Ugly sweaters optional. You, not an option.

The Uninvitational

Gold foil on black · office parties & holidays
Dear [Name],
I've given this a lot of thought, and after careful consideration I've decided that the party will be much more fun without you.
Warmly (not really),
— [Your Name]

The Handwritten

Hand-lettered by a real calligrapher · wax sealed
Finishes & add-ons

Make the message land harder.

The pre-checked RSVP card
Joyfully accepts
Regretfully declines

Cotton cardstock

Heavy enough to feel personal.

Gold foil

Nothing says "stay home" like metallic.

Wax seal

Oxblood, black, or gold. Custom monogram available.

Black-edged mourning

For pre-need disvitations.

Hand calligraphy

Real ink, real pen, very real feelings.

Certificate of Non-Attendance

Suitable for framing. Theirs or yours.

Launching soon

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