Est. the moment you snapped
We're having a party. You're not invited.
The world's first premium disinvitation service. Elegant cards for the people you'd rather not see, at the events you'd rather they didn't attend. Now open. Unlike your door.
Ships to you, never to them. The courage part is still your job.
The cards · Now shipping
Formally uninviting, since forever.
Folded cards, printed front and inside, with a blank line for their name. Envelope included. Three sizes, from $7.95. Printed to order and shipped to you, never to them.
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Nothing that petty yet. Suggest one →
Every card says "Kindly do not RSVP." We mean it. See everything in the shop →
How it works
Three easy steps to fewer guests.
You know when friends throw a party and you can't tell if the invite got lost or you just weren't on the list? Disvite removes the guesswork. Official, unmistakable, beautifully printed.
1
Choose your grievance
Ex, in-law, coworker, that one cousin. Pick an occasion and a tone, from "politely frosty" to "carved in stone."
2
Pick your card
Six occasions, three sizes, one blank line for their name. Write it in your nicest pen. Petty has never looked so expensive.
3
We ship it to you
Hand it over, frame it, or keep it in a drawer and feel better. What happens next is between you and your therapist.
Occasions
Disinvitation cards for every life event.
Weddings
"Save the date. Just not for you."
For the ex who should hear it from someone classy. Inside: "Your seat has been given to someone we like."
Funerals · Pre-Need
"I didn't like you when I was alive."
Lock in your guest list today. In lieu of their attendance, they may send nothing.
Rescindments
"Upon further reflection, we would rather you not attend."
For when the invite went out before the group chat did. Sorry, not sorry.
Baby Showers
"A baby is coming. You are not."
Registry: your absence. Inside, a gentle note that they are not on the guest list.
Holidays & Office Parties
"Everyone's welcome. Except you."
Ugly sweaters optional. Season's greetings, and a very happy holiday somewhere else.
Anything, Really
"The party will be much more fun without you."
A personal note, just for them. Blank lines for their name and yours. Warmly (not really).
Pricing
Choose your level of closure.
Spiteful
$7.95
A printed card that means it.
- — Folded card, printed front and inside
- — Envelope included
- — "Kindly do not RSVP," pre-printed
Wearable
$28
For grudges you'd like to air in public.
- — The "Not Invited" tee
- — Dad hat, mug, tote & stickers
- — Printed to order, shipped to you
Coming soon
Scorched Earth
$49
Handwritten by our calligrapher. Sealed in wax.
- — Hand-lettered letter, your words or ours
- — Custom wax seal
- — Suitable-for-framing Certificate of Non-Attendance
Cards print to order and ship in about 5–11 days. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Have an idea for something petty?
Pitch us your best disinvitation. If it makes us laugh, we'll print it as a real Disvite card and credit you.
Disinvitation card FAQ
What is a disinvitation card?
A disinvitation card (a "disvite") is a funny greeting card that formally uninvites someone from your party, wedding, holiday dinner or life in general. It's a humor gift: elegant on the outside, petty on the inside.
Do you send the card to the person?
No. Every card ships to you, never to them. You write their name on the blank line by hand, then decide whether to hand it over, mail it yourself, or just enjoy knowing you could.
What occasions do you have cards for?
Birthdays, first birthdays, weddings, save the dates, divorce parties, baby showers, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, Father's Day, funerals, housewarmings, retirements, graduations, girls' trips, family reunions and the PTA.
How much are the cards and what sizes come with them?
Cards start at $7.95 and come in three sizes: 4x6, 5x7 and A5. Each is a folded greeting card with an envelope included, printed to order and usually delivered within 5 to 11 days.
Where can I buy Disvite cards and gifts?
Everything is sold at shop.disvite.com, and the cards and merch are also on our Etsy shop. The site links straight to each product.
Is Disvite serious?
Not even a little. Disvite is a humor brand. Be petty, then get over it. Please disinvite responsibly.
Words from the formerly annoyed
"I sent one to my brother-in-law. Thanksgiving has never been quieter."
"Ordered the Pre-Need for my own funeral. Worth every penny I won't need."
"My ex framed it. I'm choosing to count that as a win."
Testimonials are satire. So is everything else on this site.
Coming soon
Hand calligraphy. Real ink, real feelings.
Our calligrapher is sharpening the nib. Hand-lettered, wax-sealed Disvites are on the way. Leave your email and we'll tell you the moment they're ready. We won't tell anyone else. Especially not them.
Get first dibs on the Scorched Earth.
One email when it's ready. Never a disvite.