A joke, printed nicely.
Everything you need to know before you disvite anyone. Which, for the record, we hope is no one.
What this is
Disvite is a humor site. It's a gag-gift stationery shop for people who have, at some point, wished a certain someone would just not show up. The testimonials are satire. So is everything else on this site.
The cards are real, the cardstock is heavy, and the foil is shiny. The grudge is yours to bring.
Who we ship to
Everything ships to you, the buyer. Never to the recipient. We don't take anyone else's address, and we will never mail, email, or deliver a Disvite to the person you're mad at.
Once it's in your hands, you can frame it, gift it to a friend who'll laugh, or keep it in a drawer and feel better. The courage part is still your job, and we'd gently suggest the drawer.
FAQ
- Can I buy something now? Not yet. We're launching soon. Join the waitlist and we'll email you once when it's ready.
- Will you send a card to my ex / in-law / Kevin? No. Ever. It ships to you.
- Are the prices final? Launching soon — prices may change.
- Is this mean? It's meant to be funny. Please disvite responsibly.
Terms of non-service
Disvite is for laughs. Don't use it to harass, threaten, or bother anyone, and don't pass off a Disvite as anything other than a joke. We reserve the right to decline any order whose wording crosses from petty into cruel.
Say hello
Questions, press, or a grievance you need talked down from: hello@disvite.com.