The Merch Table

Wear your grudge.

Gag gifts for the bride who has a list, the host who's had enough, and the friend who never got over it.

"Not Invited" Tee

Comfort Colors heavyweight · 5 light colors · $28
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"I RSVP'd No to You" Mug

11 oz ceramic · printed both sides · $18
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"Guest List: Not You" Dad Hat

Embroidered dad hat · 4 colors · $32
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"My Own Party" Tote

Organic cotton tote · natural · $30
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Black hardcover Pettiness Journal with cream and gold cover

The Pettiness Journal

5.5×8.5 hardcover · 80 lined pages · $24
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Burning Bridges soy candle in a clear glass jar

"Burning Bridges" Soy Candle

Soy wax · glass jar · $24
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Party of One beach towel in cream with oxblood and gold stripes

"Party of One" Beach Towel

30×60 or 36×72 · plush print face · $48
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All-over PETTY and Kindly don't pattern crew socks

"Certified Petty" Crew Socks

All-over print · one size · $18
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Set of four cream cloth napkins with petty corner messages

"Seating Chart: Not You" Napkins

Set of 4 · 20×20 cloth · $34
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Five Disvite pin-back buttons

The Petty Pin Set

Set of 5 · 1.25" or 2.25" · from $14
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Sheet of six Disvite kiss-cut stickers

The Petty Sticker Sheet

6 kiss-cut stickers · 5.8×8.3 sheet · $12
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Bachelorette party? Family reunion you're dreading?

Custom group orders on tees, caps, and totes. Screen printed and embroidered in Kent, WA.

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Have an idea for something petty?

Pitch us your best disinvitation. If it makes us laugh, we'll print it and credit you.

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