The Merch Table
Wear your grudge.
Gag gifts for the bride who has a list, the host who's had enough, and the friend who never got over it.
"Plus Zero" Wristbands
"Oh. It's You." Doormat
"I RSVP'd No to You" Mug
"Guest List: Not You" Cap
"My Own Party" Tote
Sticker Sheet
The Bridge-Burner Kit
Bachelorette party? Family reunion you're dreading?
Custom group orders on tees, caps, and totes. Screen printed and embroidered in Kent, WA.
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