Fan submissions

Have an idea for something petty?

You've been drafting it in your head for years. Send us your best disinvitation. If it makes us laugh, we'll turn it into a real Disvite card.

How it works

  1. Pitch it. The occasion, the front of the card, and the line inside. Rough is fine. Spite is universal.
  2. We read every one. Out loud, usually. With feeling.
  3. The good ones get printed. If we pick yours, we'll email you first and credit you on the card listing, if you want the glory.

House rules

Petty, not cruel. No real names, no threats, nothing about anyone's looks, health, or anything they can't help. Think "your plus-one has been reassigned," not "you're a terrible person."

ExampleFront: "Save the date." Inside: "Now lose it."

Pitch us a Disvite.

We only use your email about your idea. We don't reply to everything, but we read everything.